Wednesday, August 31, 2005

2005 VMAs

I'm a few days late, but I've finally gotten around to watching the Video Music Awards on MTV. Usually I live for music award shows, but the last few VMAs have been kinda sucky. With this one I've been fast forwarding through most of it, and the only thing I've found worthy so far was Green Day's performance and a few seconds of appearances from people here and there. Here's my diss list so far:

-Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, Do Wa Diddy Diddy Dum De Do Da Day whatever you're calling yourself this year. I cannot believe that you need the words to your own song on a teleprompter for a performance! Don't you know the words by now? I never thought he had any talent and I have never been a fan of his. I don't see myself starting anytime soon!

-Message to Jessica Simpson: The whore look has never been in. How can you go from being Ms. Purity to trampsing and trashing yourself all over the place? (For a perfect example of trashiness, please watch the "These Boots Are Made For Walking" video if you haven't already) You can look sexy without looking like a prostitute whore from Hotel Street. I've got one word for you: TUNA! Take it however you want. LOL

-Where's CKY? I think they should have been nominated for the MTV2 award!

-What's with people that have to wear sunglasses at night? Wasn't that the cool thing to do way back in the 80's? "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can..." OK Corey Hart!

-Beavis and Butthead?! Are you kidding me? Why are you bringing them back? Do the kids watching MTV now even know who they are? (Did I just indirectly say that I was too old to watch MTV?)

-Johnny Knoxville: I love that you can pull off the white pants, because I don't think many men can, BUT please retire that tired pair of Converse shoes and get some new ones. And see the above point regarding sunglasses at night. Take off your glasses so everyone can see how wasted you really are.

-John Norris: Dude, dress your age! You are too old to be doing the party circuit look. You can still be cool and on MTV. See Kurt Loder for details.

-Ricky Martin?! I haven't seen him since his Puerto Rico commercials!

-MTV: You picked Shakira and Kelly Clarkson to perform, but not Gwen? What's up with that?!

Anyway, now that I think about it, I do have a few things on my Hit List:

-Black Eyed Peas!!!

-Green Day still rocks!

-Rocker guys that wear eye liner! LOVE IT! And to quote my daughter, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, "That's hot!" (And no, those are not the people that my daughter picked up the phrase from)

-Missy Elliot, you go girl!

Yup, that's pretty much it so far. I think I'm going to FF through the rest of this so I can delete it and watch some more important things that are going on in the world.

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Juvs said...

i've been hearing the same types of things 'bout the VMAs! personally, my fave was 1995 or '96. i can't remember. all i know is that the smashing pumpkins opened it with "tonight, tonight" and oasis played. all before the nsync/bsb/poppoppop era!

(oh yeah, this is juvy...thought i'd comment on your blog!)